Launching on Plasma Chain.
Fair launch: 97% LP — 3% dev buy.
That’s all the seriousness you’re getting.
*it’s blank. like our roadmap.
A coin that doesn’t pretend. No VC unlocks, no twelve-page manifesto—just a fair launch meme on Plasma for people who enjoy the joke.
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Swap this for the real CA after deploy. The button still works.
We admit it’s pointless. Everyone relaxes.
Post memes. Repeat. (Results may vary.)
If the cosmos aligns. Otherwise, nap time.
*vibes-dependentNot happening. That’s the bit.
Yes: it makes your friends question your life choices.
Because it sounds cool and goes brr.
No Telegram. Touch grass instead.